Well what can I say?

I'm male, have a mother and father and one (big) brother.

Ive been married since 2006 and live with my wife.

Oh I've got 10 first cousins and a pet dombak .

There's not much else I can safel reveal without threat of a someone of the wrong race, age and sex suddenly ordering expensive y-fronts in my name, to the address of the deposed king of uganda.